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STRANGE LAWS IN THE U.S.
Alabama
- It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
- Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
- It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
California
- Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
- Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
- Bathhouses are against the law. [Get the full text of this law.]
- It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
- Women may not drive in a house coat.
Florida
- Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
- A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
- If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
- It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
- Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
- It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
- When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
Kansas
- Prohibits shooting rabbits from a motorboat.
Louisiana
- It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Indiana
- It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks.
- Liquor stores may not sell milk.
Michigan
- You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
Nebraska
- It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
New York
- A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
- It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
- A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
- The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
North Dakota
- Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
- It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Ohio
- It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
- It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Pennsylvania
- A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Texas
- It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
- It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
- It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
- It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
- A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
- The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
Wisconsin
- You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
- Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
Riddles with answers!!!!
- What goes up and down stairs without moving?
- Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.
- What can you catch but not throw?
- I run, yet I have no legs. What am I?
- Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.
- Remove the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside.
- What goes around the world and stays in a corner?
- What gets wetter the more it dries?
- The more there is, the less you see.
- They come at night without being called and are lost in the day without being stolen.
- What kind of room has no windows or doors?
- I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?
- I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What is this object?
- It has no top or bottom but it can hold flesh, bones, and blood all at the same time. What is this object?
- The more you take the more you leave behind.
- Light as a feather, there is nothing in it; the strongest man can't hold it for much more than a minute.
- As I walked along the path I saw something with four fingers and one thumb, but it was not flesh, fish, bone, or fowl.
- What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
- I went into the woods and got it, I sat down to seek it, I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it.
- What can fill a room but takes up no space?
- It is weightless, you can see it, and if you put it in a barrel it will make the barrel lighter?
- No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
- Only two backbones and thousands of ribs.
- Four jolly men sat down to play, And played all night till the break of day. They played for cash and not for fun, With a separate score for every one. When it came time to square accounts, They all had made quite fair amounts. Now, not one has lost and all have gained, Tell me, now, this can you explain?
- Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die?
- Why don't lobsters share?
- A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds?
- Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, Even a river can't fill it up. What is it?
- Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
- He has married many women but has never married. Who is he?
- If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
- If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
- You can't keep this until you have given it.
- Take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
- What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from the library.
- What can go up and come down without moving?
- What do you fill with empty hands?
- What do you serve that you can't eat?
- What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it?
- What goes up and never comes down?
- What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
- What has to be broken before it can be used?
- What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?
- What question can you never answer "yes" to?
- What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
- Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white?" or "The yolk of the egg is white?"
- You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
- Carpet
- Fire
- A cold
- A nose
- A match
- Corn
- A stamp
- Towel
- Darkness
- Stars
- A mushroom
- A sponge
- A mirror
- A ring
- Footsteps
- Breath
- Glove
- River
- Splinter
- Light
- A hole
- Silence
- Railroad
- Four men in a dance band
- Jack and Jill are goldfish.
- They're shellfish.
- Holes
- A kitchen strainer
- She lives in the Southern Hemisphere.
- A priest
- None. Roosters don't lay eggs.
- A secret
- A promise
- An onion
- A telephone book
- The temperature
- Gloves
- A tennis ball
- An anchor
- Your age
- A yardstick
- An egg
- A coat of paint
- "Are you asleep?"
- To hold cows together
- Neither, the yolks are yellow.
- A telephone
That's all the randomness i have for you today. CYA!
